So you enjoyed reading all about the Lad's fictitious Arrest, Imprisonment, Freedom Movement, and label manager Nigel's escapades ...

What's the next step? Well, clearly you need to own an autographed and personalized 8 x 10 inch (20 x 25 cm) glossy photograph of the Lad, to better remember the whole charade.

This beautiful, professionally-printed photograph is a piece of Lad history, and it would be a handsome addition to your night table, fridge, bathroom, yacht, or wherever you think the Lad is best displayed. If you happen to be among the 8.2% who don't like the Lad, it is also suitable for blending.

It depicts the Lad in a smug mug shot apparently taken by the LAPD after his apparent arrest for apparently forgetting to wear trousers one night.

When your friends come to visit and ask, "Who is that?" You can proudly answer, "Oh, that's just a Lonely London Lad I know."

It's a great conversation (or fire) starter.

Order one in our secure shop today! (and enjoy free shipping worldwide)